"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
by BottledAss February 11, 2024

In the United States, the triple crown of fucking - commonly know as the “Triple Crown”. Is a series of high stakes sex acts, consisting of “the mile high club”, directly into skydiving sex into the ocean, followed by scuba sex.
“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”
by Bonko June 17, 2022

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

by WOW Inc. March 2, 2019

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak
by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022
