by anonymous August 23, 2023
Get the White Collar Crimemug. by Rancorpig May 5, 2020
Get the CRIME SCENEmug. Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
by toilet struggler January 28, 2023
Get the legal crimemug. When criminals plead guilty to a crime of lesser seriousness than what they were convicted of, and afterwards being proud of said fact.
Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
by Sexydimma January 13, 2022
Get the Crime insanitymug. If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016
Get the crime no can paymug. A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!
Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?
Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
Get the Hate Crimes MDmug. Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
Get the Commit a crime against capitalismmug.