counter poo

when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect

"Aw dawg, ho just cent me poo pride, now i gotta muster up some counter poo"

by amanda2169 November 3, 2011

Counterfit

Meaning dyslexic a person who cant spell counterfeit, it has an e

Are you counterfit

by Hoglord February 8, 2019

Count Lucio

A man who is very dramatic and made tons of oopsies

Person 1: Oh no I made an oopsies

Person 2: Who are you, Count Lucio??
Person 1: Wut? :

by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020

Count Fetish

The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).

Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy

by captnsmol April 1, 2021

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

Slut Count

Approximate amount of sluts in attendance at a social gathering.

Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"

Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"

Greg: "That is Slutastic!"

by CandyBalls July 4, 2011

Genocide Counter

A genocide counter is the name for the units of mass genocide. The amounts are as follows:

1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths
1 World War 1 = 40,000,000 deaths
1 World War 2 = 80,000,000 deaths
1 Nagasaki = 70,000 deaths
1 Hiroshima = 140,000 deaths

1 World War 2 = 2 World War 1s
1 Hiroshima = 2 Nagasakis

Guy 1: “Did you hear about that mass genocide?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I hear it was 3 Nagasakis on the Genocide Counter!”
Guy 1: “I know right! What’s that, 1 and a half Hiroshimas?”
Guy 2: “Yup”

by CaptainKing67 December 9, 2019