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Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.
I gave that bitch a good old carpet cleaner.
by Thunder storm February 11, 2020
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Casket clean

Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh
*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
by 3bx96 April 26, 2021
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One clean fell swoop

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.
At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2021
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weiner cleaner

weiner cleaner is a buissness created by bennet where u clean weiners bennet framed nathan and said he made it
by CheeseOkBettLmao February 18, 2022
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one piece clean

That girls One piece clean ( everyone laughs )
by Frogfrog101 November 9, 2017
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nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020
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