Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.
Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause
by Riven of some voices November 21, 2021
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Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole
Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus
by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
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The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
I came to the conclusion; balls”
by The_see-er September 04, 2021
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