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Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.
Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.
by Isss me March 25, 2009
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chip dip

when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole
by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007
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Chip-tit

An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.
John is such a chip-tit. He would rather play World of Warcraft then hang out with girls.
by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009
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Jesse Chips

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
by ShaneWood January 9, 2012
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Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015
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Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
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