by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>At Least Children Are Giving Me Shit<.7.9.76.>mug. A group of people who follow the teachings of LuWeegee, a God who is determined to save us from death and allow us Paradise upon passing through the Sun Gate, a gate opened once the sun collapses in billions of years.
Are you one of the LuWeegee Children?
by Jojojojokira5 May 15, 2019
Get the LuWeegee Childrenmug. If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Childrenmug. by anonymous May 28, 2022
Get the Ipad Childrenmug. Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024
Get the SOCK CHILDRENmug. "Young persons aged 0 through 17 years" and "unmarried persons still living with their parents" lumped together into one same English term — despite some foreign languages have separate terms for these different definitions
The cinema offers free admission for children under the age of 3 years, it only requires parents to pick age-appropriate movies.
by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025
Get the childrenmug. by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Children's coffeemug.