Cereal

Literally the russian guy sitting next to me

What's up Cereal?

by _Amogusman_ December 7, 2022

Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.

Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.

by Nicnasi February 24, 2022

Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

by elijahlover999 December 28, 2021

dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025

Cereal

A type of soup, usually eaten cold.

I like eating cereal!

by Very very very very very hot g May 13, 2025

vrowl of cereal

A bowl of cereal that is so unbelievably good that you want to immediately go make another bowl of cereal

GUY 1: Wow that bowl of cereal was so scrumdiddlyumptious, i want to make another bowl of cereal RIGHT NOW

GUY 2: Bro... That was a vrowl of cereal you just ate bro... Make me one too?

by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025