sea creeper

Matthew Schwartz

Shut up you sea creeper.

by Jackhaterzclub April 18, 2018

mexican creeper

Most mechanics hate using rolling creepers to get under a car because it elevates them making access harder so they just use a Piece of cardboard

Jason: want to use my creeper
Luke: no man I’m fat just get me a Mexican creeper
Jason: a what? Lol
Luke: a fucking piece of cardboard

by Jason hmby June 14, 2018

Laundry creeper

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.

I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Carhart Creeper

When you fart inside a pair of Carhart bibs and it creeps up the front and hits you right in the face.

Farted in my bibs this morning. Gave myself a Carhart Creeper.

by Snowman50522 November 10, 2018

Crotch creeper

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.

Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.

by SamandAsh November 3, 2019

Chat-creeper

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.

Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”

by Zozothecat January 1, 2020

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021