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Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.
Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.
When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.
by Sp2An January 13, 2024
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f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
by mario sith January 17, 2024
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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.
Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2
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For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.
by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024
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War crimes

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023
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War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut
NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut
by Zer0229 April 5, 2023
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