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Cumitalist

Someone who participates in Cumitalism
"I am a Cumitalist,"
by Fiveduck July 5, 2021
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Crapitalism

What everyone calls it as soon as you bring twenty candy bars to class.
Capitalism? More like crapitalism!
by gela-kela July 24, 2021
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capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best
The Capitals take on the penguins
by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021
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capitalxtend

CapitalXtend is the name that represents reliability coupled with smartness. It is the epitome of trust, hard work, and innovation.
Jon: If you met someone with a badge of CapitalXtend
Just take him on a date
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Crapitalism

Children start school as equals.

Children leave school on different levels.

However, they are all children.

Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.

Doctors cure illness.

Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.

Stop the child abuse.

We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.

EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️
Crapitalism
by Heyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2022
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Catitalism

"Capitalism" but replaced with a "t" instead of a "p". Often used in debate, specifically policy debate.
"I just ran Catitalism K against a team!"

"Woah! Did you win?"
"Yeah! They were catfounded!"
by catitalism January 31, 2024
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Copeitalist

Being in a 'stockholm syndrome' relationship with capitalism and brainwashed to hate any social policies, while being lower economic class. A naive optimistic capitalist, that likes to pretend they're the upper class or that 'everyone gonna be if.. *blames person's choices*'.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.
- I'm gonna move to LA and be rich!.. - You just gonna be homeless, drooling over rich peoples fences and cars.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.
by veinsofgold November 12, 2023
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