Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.

That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.

by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023

Dreamer Bulk

A bulk during which the weightlifter puts on enormous amounts of fat (often achieving over 30% bf) and leaves the fat on for an extended period of time (generally over a year). This is called a "dreamer bulk" because these people are living for a dream (e.g., a vision of an ideal-but-distant future state that non-dreamers cannot perceive and find difficult to understand). This often subjects the dreambulker to derision from non-weightlifters, amateur weightlifters, internet forum addicts, and other people who only understand aesthetics or the pursuit of short-term physical goals. What critics of dreambulkers often overlook is that the extra fat limits muscle catabolism, cushions joints during heavy lifts, and (most importantly) functions like a full-body weight vest that increases both isotonic and isometric exertion throughout the entirety of the bulk. Dreambulkers often make rapid gains in strength, as well as in endurance-against-resistance. Also, when dreambulkers do finally cut back to low body fat levels, they usually retain gains in strength and muscle mass in their lean state that are unparalleled in people who have not done similar bulk-cut routines.

See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker

"I cannot believe I just saw you bench 600lbs."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."

"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."

by Lightwarrior11 May 25, 2024

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

Porn Bulk

A phase in a young man’s life when consumption of online pornography leads to eating excessive food. Resulting in increased body mass.

I can’t wait to get out of school, I’m deep into my porn bulk for the next football season.

by Hairy black guy June 16, 2025

Gabriel Bulahan

The type of guy who misses all his ex talking stages and wants to be called a good boy.

Gabriel Bulahan: I WANT MOMMy

by Gabriel Bulahan October 24, 2025

thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.

"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.

by Posh cunt machete May 1, 2021

soundcloud rap bulky boy

A guy who constantly listens to SoundCloud rap and is obsessed with getting “bulky” at the gym. Aka: small penis, and is bound to use you STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!

⚠️ HAZARDOUS ⚠️

Stay away from the SoundCloud rap bulky boys they are very bad for your health.

by Poopidy Scoopidy July 30, 2021