Grief Buffet

(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

by Mary Frances September 6, 2008

pink bullets

Stiff swollen nipples. (preferably female)

Throw some cold water on a girls t-shirt, pink bullets will show.

by DeDennis January 17, 2007

Butt-cheek Buffet

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

All you can rape buffet

Party filled with drunken bros ready to abuse.

dude, i went to the jack johnson concert the other night, and it was like an all you can rape buffet.

by Super Friend June 5, 2007

bullet train

Slang for speed.
Using speed is aka "riding the bullet train".

You go ahead and chase the dragon - I'll be riding the bullet train all day.

by someone4214124 July 3, 2010

butt bullets

Little pieces of poo, usually sounding like machine gun fire when released.

My butt bullets missed target.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

JFK single bullet theory

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.

"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"

by Shlicky September 15, 2006