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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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bruced

The act of taking a shit and wiping your ass with some ones shirt.
Dude i just bruced him his shirts covered.
by Shaggy Xx May 4, 2010
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bruce

A name we all use in North London as aposed to MATEY or BUDDY.
Easy there BRUCE whats going on?
by clusta May 1, 2007
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The Bruce Banner

When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.

Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."

"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"
by Dr. Lickenbush June 11, 2006
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Bruce

This is a game created in 2008 by:

Grant I'Anson

Daniel Adams

Caroline Lewis

TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.
by Bruce2008 January 1, 2012
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Bruce goose

the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung
hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.
by walter tits April 19, 2006
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BRUCE

THE KIND OF GUY WHO AS A CHILD EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED......UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT HE IS LEFT HANDED!
LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE OUTFIELD HE CANT THROW FOR SHIT...MUST BE A BRUCE!
by BradY1953 December 18, 2018
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