The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
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Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
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TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
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TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.
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