Ear Blasting

The act of consensually listening to extremely loud audio.

This amazing video is ear blasting me!

by CoolAidCheeseMan March 30, 2024

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024

dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning

"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"

by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

Mr Beasting

The action of careless generosity to the less fortunate classes of the societal construction.

"The man was Mr Beasting his money to the man on the sidewalk."

by The Nigerian Swine August 13, 2025