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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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Brad

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).
by Thedefiner617 April 23, 2022
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad move

A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.

Same concept applies to brad jokes.
*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*

The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."
by Flatpumpkin August 26, 2019
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Brad

BRAD, incredible charming, good looking, thoughtful and loving. He is passionate in everything he does. Extremely confident. One helluva story teller. A trouble maker but also a problem solver. He’s down to earth and easy to talk too. Has powerful intuition, he’s right about most things. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy! Is absolutely amazing in bed! Likes to get freaky. Is a gentleman and notice’s the little things. Highly intelligent. Acts like a crazy little kid sometimes. Always the most fun at parties. You will never be bored with a Brad. He is also a great provider and will love you unconditionally. If you find a Brad you should never let him go. They are a rare beautiful find.
I met Brad today, omg I’m in love!
by Crazycrosser November 23, 2021
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Brad

My brad and I went to see a movie yesterday.
by Jack sandman December 15, 2016
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Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.
Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.
by SlappY34 August 22, 2023
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