Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

bored

What you and I both feel.

I have nothing better to do than hang out on this site. I am so bored...

by Aboredpersonwhoseoldnameisused March 21, 2009

boredom killer

adjective of an object or pastime that stops a person or an audience boredom.

I love the Xbox three sixty. it slaughters boredom like chickens at a McDonalds ranch. such a boredom killer.

by Condaman February 23, 2009

Boobed

When boys get kicked in the balls it's called getting sacked, so when girls get punched in the boob it is called getting boobed

" Ow! You just boobed me!

by alsdkjhfsahldkjsfhl October 22, 2011

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

I'm bored

"I'm horny" or "I want to have sex"

If you want to let someone know you want to have sex with them, but don't want to be too direct, you say "I'm bored" and the other person will know you want to spice up your free time.

by Quixote Don November 21, 2019