Zara bond

Hottest girl ever

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”

by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021

Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

dragon bond

The dragon bond is the bond between an older Asian karate tutor and his mentee.

Mr. Miagi had a dragon bond with Daniel-san.

by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021

coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker

Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond

by Pornhub6971 October 21, 2019

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)

This Abood Mira bond is amazing

by Noone 05 September 22, 2022