Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus

After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

The Bible

An annoying and seemingly unending collection of literary works that were established by one story that was told to an old man by a talking bush.
Gradually, the story was recollected and rewritten and is now worshipped by brainwashed followers of an unproven historical event.
The millions of homes in which this book inhabits persist that followers symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ, who is Jewish and his own father.
The book has sexist innuendoes such as Adam being made in "God's" likeness where as Eve was made of a piece of Adam's rib bone and dust.

The most fantastic piece of fiction ever written.

"That story we had to read could never happen."
"Yeah, just like the Bible."

by Unnamed Rationalist February 22, 2009

bidle

An old man who enjoys throwing dildos at relatively young orphans.

Yeah, Brady? He's a bidle.

by BudinkleTheWizard May 14, 2016

Ladies Bible Study

A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.

"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."

"Remove me from this list"

"Don't reply to all!"

"Don't reply at all!"

"OMFG NOES!"

by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008

Jew-bilee

Jew-bilee is a historical term for a time of celebration or rejoicing in which many jews gather in a jew-nest to do taxes.

"QUICK ABRAHAM! Retrieve the jew horn! We must assemble for the jew-bilee, tax season is approaching.."

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008

Bible

1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).

Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.

by ganjkid February 4, 2010

batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house

what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.

by col May 13, 2005