A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
by Michael Jackson IS my Hero RIP November 20, 2020
by ieieiieeiieieiieiwiieieiieieie July 18, 2022
a type of sandwich consisting of a bunch of random ingredients that don't belong together, typically created by someone who is depressed or in a state of intense mental discomfort. barks are made when a person doesn't have the energy to make something sensible. It doesn't matter what a barks sandwich tastes like, it is simply fuel.
by Your Bipolar Fairy Godmother March 17, 2024
A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.
by We live in a society June 02, 2018