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bantox

a banter detox - alternative treatment which aims to rid the body of unspecified "banter" – accumulated poor jokes, incorrect movie quotes, and tumble weed interruptions that proponents claim have undesirable short-term or long-term effects on the receivers health.

usual recipients of a bantox would be:

* office comedians (never funny)
* ladzzzzz
* people that sing football chants when not a football matches
* people that reuse jokes that aren't funny and claim them as their own
Marko's banter is so bad that he needs to go on a bantox
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Bannonfreude

When you build a propaganda empire based on racist lies which then fires you the minute you tell the truth.
"Oh shit! Did you hear about Bannon losing his job, AGAIN? Yeah, this time from Breitbart! But this is what will crack you up the most, it wasn't for lying ... it was for telling the TRUTH!! How's that for Bannonfreude??!!"
by Bannonite January 10, 2018
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Bannon

bannon is a dick
by jimm5000000 May 30, 2018
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Barton

A man who likes to have big NUTS
Barton And The Big Nut
by Mooshi_ May 30, 2018
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baton down

When a police officer drops his donut and you go to pick it up, but then he beats you while you're vulnerable because you're not white.
Officer Smith was enjoying his donut until he dropped it. Deshawn went to help the officer but Officer Smith was having none of that so he baton down Tyquan.
by k33pITr3@l June 12, 2018
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Banyon

Rock Canyon High School Besides The C in Canyon is Replaced With A 🅱
Garrett: What School Do You Go To?

Josh: Banyon
by TheChangster June 13, 2018
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Bannon Banger

When at least two people with the last name Bannon have a threesome. Aka. Bannon Bang Her
Dude #1: Damn dude did you see what happened last night?

Dude #2: No what!?

Dude #1: The Bannon bros banged that chick at the frat last night!!
Dude #2: DAMN A BANNON BANGER!!!
by Johnathonhours May 16, 2018
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