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a banter detox - alternative treatment which aims to rid the body of unspecified "banter" – accumulated poor jokes, incorrect movie quotes, and tumble weed interruptions that proponents claim have undesirable short-term or long-term effects on the receivers health.

usual recipients of a bantox would be:

* office comedians (never funny)
* ladzzzzz
* people that sing football chants when not a football matches
* people that reuse jokes that aren't funny and claim them as their own
Marko's banter is so bad that he needs to go on a bantox
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Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
Related Words
bantox banto banton Bantex Bangtox bantorious Bantot Banjox Bantock Bantocked
The Filipino way of saying smelly.
It will never be Marchello’s crowning glory in that stupid pageant because he is Bantot and ugly!
Bantot by JRHU July 14, 2020
The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.
yeah Bantony, man up
Bantony by Cagzie March 31, 2011
1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.
Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."
Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008
A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
bantex by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
Your feet is so bantot you better wash it.
Bantot by yououttaknowitboy January 19, 2012
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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