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Bangled

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesomtude.
I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.
by Drew Carter January 29, 2006
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bagged

Exactly the same thing as getting sacked, getting 'bagged' means to get kicked or just plain hit hard in the testicles, or, your 'bag'. Very common where I'm from.
Guy 1- Dude are you ok¿?¿
Guy 2- Oh God no, that chick just totally bagged me back there...
by Beauman666 July 22, 2008
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two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.
My roommate usually only lands two-baggers
by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004
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douche baggery

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.
"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment
by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008
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tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.
Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.
by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009
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Biggleswade

Biggleswade is famous for producing Stevie V of ‘Dirty Cash I Want You’ fame, a hit in the 1990’s. Some guy who was also credited with inventing the tractor was from there. An arable area it is mostly it is famous for strong weed and the proximity of pikey sites. At one point pikeys were said to be responsible for 80% of the crime in the local area. The last known brothel was in the town centre above a launderette. The old tom said she had to close it down because while she was trying to make an ‘honest living’ the local 14-year-old girls were doing it for a Bacardi Breezer. She was mostly right. They were also doing it for a packet of B&H behind the football stands. And they were 13 (true fact). SME’s never stood a chance.

True Biggleswadians (not commuter belt recent additions) have distinctive features owing to the fact that most of the town originated from 5 travelling families who originally settled there for the farm work (which has since dried up). Wide flat foreheads, upturned noses and illiteracy are common. The Biggles’whine’ is the local dialect.

Top tip: when visiting local bars, always sit with your back to the wall. At any point a drunk interbred retard might attack for no apparent reason excpet for 'youse int from round 'ere is ya'. Males and females are fairly indistinguishable after the age of 25. Despite the presence of the A1, the air is fairly clean and there is an abundance of wildlife.
'Oi this is Biggleswade , you don't faaking talk like me does ya!!'
by Biggleswiggle February 6, 2013
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doggie bagger

A really hot guy/girl who you'd want to take home with you
That guy is so hot, I'd like to doggie bag him.
by eazy e March 12, 2005
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