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backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.
Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.
by Torbert September 29, 2025
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The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax
Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.
by Soggybiacuiiiit November 14, 2021
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 8, 2018
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Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.
"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"
by Megaross August 27, 2014
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Stomp your kneecaps backwards

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees
I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!
by Embers20342 February 18, 2022
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I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything
Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn
by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017
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