bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.
Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
by Professor Griff January 31, 2009
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Some thing u say to get out of a conversation
I gotta use the bathroom real quick
by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016
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Bathroom bitch

Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.
by Sodocan October 08, 2023
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
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Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.
Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.
by Huge hammer69 September 01, 2023
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strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 27, 2025
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bomb the bathroom

the term for explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. some dude got arrested for saying this a little to loudly.
dude why did you bomb the bathroom at school?
by dump truck trump fuck December 04, 2020
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