pee knees

A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).

man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"

man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."

by CainFang December 10, 2012

Pee Sock

Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak

Did you seriously pee sock it?

Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got

by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014

Pee Talker

Someone who feels the urge to HAVE to talk in the restroom.

fuckin - pee talker - u know those guys ....your in the bathroom minding your own damn business and they feel the need to HAVE to fucking start up a conversation? Fuck! just shut up, let me piss and get the fuk out of here

by DrFeelGood2288 March 6, 2009

pee shivers

The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.

Everytime Cromie gets the pee shivers, he gets a few dribbles on his pants, which is NOT grenades

by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005

Pee nee

What the little ones call a penis.

"Mommy tell Alex to put away his pee nee"

by Geoff March 27, 2003