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Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.
(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"
by lilhellian January 14, 2010
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darn well

Girl: What's happening today?
Boy: You darn well now what's happening.
by autismgirl123 March 13, 2019
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well hydrated

Not "thirsty" for attention or external validation.
Man, that girl so well hydrated she ignored all my DM's calling her beautiful and gorgeous.
by AhPEnterprises April 20, 2022
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wise well

1 Used in place of “might as well” just because my family makes fun of me 😁
2 Used to make an unenthusiastic suggestion.
"I wise well begin"
I wise well go to the store and get a case of beer and drink it so I have an excuse for how I talk.
by West68 August 25, 2019
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spree-wells

The stupid ass rims that get yo ass busted fo drugs. Bitch, dey wuddunt mine.
My homy left some ice in my fly escalade. Then I got butt-raped by a large inmate.
by the donkey September 3, 2003
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Mr Wells

An absolute radgie guy from billingham giving off little man big ego vibes.
Mr Wells is a danger to all also when playing nudgies uses Pro rugby skills to knock out the competition.
by Radgiefailure January 2, 2022
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Well gone

Drunk, passed mental state in which one is unable to think.
Mike “are you okay
Nathan “nah I’m well gone”
by Webster’sDictionary2018 October 15, 2018
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