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Heber, Arizona

A small small town that contains a whole lot of nothing. Nothing meaning only one convenience store (IGA) and only one fast food place (Alibertos). Like every town there is a post office and a library. That's about it. Heber has a very small population of nerdfighters, (if you counted them right now you wouldn't have to count very high because you would only be counting to the number 1). Heber specializes in creating WorldSuck.

They say in a small town things grapevine pretty fast? Well you have no idea until you live in a town this small. Nothing is secret and nothing is sacred.

The population on Heber goes to a high school called Mogollon High School. We excel in sports and music, and have the best small ensemble on the white mountains.
Person #1: Have you heard about what's her name? She asked what's his name to the dance didn't she?

Person #2: Of course I've heard about what's her name. Who hasn't heard about her?

Person #3 (lonely nerd type person): I haven't heard about what's her name.

Person #1: Well that sir is because you are a nerd, and nerds are not allowed to be included in the grapevine. You are not permitted to know anything. The only thing you're good for is to be made fun of.

Person #3: *grabs stuff and walks away slowly pretending this never happened*

That's your run through of a normal day in small town Heber, Arizona, USA.
by nerdfighterlike101 February 22, 2011
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Arizona State University

Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU
Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!

Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
by Jesus Of Truth December 5, 2019
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affezzle arizzle

Affezzle my arizzle, Chris.
by Heather October 5, 2004
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Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.
Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE
by thelegending July 15, 2013
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alizzer

A big dick head and will break your heart. He will only want you for sex. He is totally not worth it!
Girl: Lets go to the Movies
Alizzer: no instead lets go to my room its so much better and have sex.
Girl:Go such a dick
by dick Delaney April 17, 2017
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avondale, arizona

A small town next to phoenix full of spoiled ass Mexicans, (some whites blacks and natives as well) in the suburbs that think saying n*gga/n*gger is okay. Also has very few REAL gangsters 😎🔥 LOTS of fights, and many drug dealers.

(P.s. Don’t fuck with certain people or you WILL get your dumbass shot)
Yooo, The People From Avondale, Arizona Either Know Wassup Or They Some Lil Bitches Fr.
by Sadyeehaw😔🤙 September 15, 2018
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Arizona Jeans Company

A JC Penney minilabel, Arizona Jeans Company is a safe, boring option for young teen clothing.

A favorite of middle schoolers, poor people, and people from small towns with no other options (although this is still not an excuse), Arizona Jeans Company is basically one step above buying your clothes at KMart.
Josh- These fake denim, hammer loop carpenter shorts are from Arizona Jeans Company!
Cole- Dude, that just means JC Penney's. You suck.

Ashley- Girl, I can see the Arizona Jeans label on your boring, sage colored hoodie sweater. Tuck it in.
Lynn- I am so embarassed. Don't tell anyone, okay? My mom just got fired, and my dad spends all of his paycheck at the bar...
by Chickering June 26, 2007
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