The most awesome curly haired MF ever
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome
(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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by jpoif'[ejlkmj June 7, 2018
Get the andres mug.(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
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Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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