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Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
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Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011
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Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.
Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."
by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011
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And a oop

Term used by a VSCO girl pretty much means oops used when someone/something happens that is a mistake. Usually said and a oop sksksksksk
Normal person: I spelt oke word wrong and failed my test
VSCO girl:sksksksk and a oop sksksksk
by Mimi❤️ September 2, 2019
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2 and a bbq

2 losses in a row in any type of sporting tournament, where the participating team looses both matches gets ousted from the tournament and then starts up the bbq and beer for the rest of the event.
1.) Rob's softball team lost both games in their double elimination tournament so they went 2 and a BBQ.

2.) Mark: "Drew lost both of his matches in the double elimination ping pong tourney."

Brian: "DANG! He really went 2 and a BBQ? Man he sucks."
by coolhandluke2222 December 16, 2013
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Flamingo and a Dingo

Sam and Ollie's relationship is like a flamingo and a dingo.
by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018
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