Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.
by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:
Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
by lowercased April 15, 2006

The antithesis to global warming
While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.
For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.
by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018

Dude: I'm so happy with you!
Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...
Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...
by Santana's Follower June 10, 2016

by tirtle July 31, 2018
