anal cabbage 

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage

last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.

anal cabbage by terango January 10, 2009

Anal Knievel 

also known as the daredevil scorch, the Anal Knievel is a very unique form of anal sex. the recipient of the anal pleasure stays on the ground with their ass pointed up in the air. the person giving the anal pleasure jumps off an object in the room and attempts to land their penis/sex toy into the asshole of the recipient. if the landing is successful, the person giving the anal pleasure then scorches the recipient of the anal pleasure.

Jonny Anal Knievel'd me so hard last night! My asshole still hasn't stopped bleeding!

In my opinion, the Anal Knievel is best kind of scorch.

Anal Knievel by mcdodoates October 5, 2009

Anal Elephant 

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.

Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.

Anal Elephant by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

anal schaf by Magsta----> January 16, 2007

anal dry heaves 

They're like the dry heaves for your ass.

That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.

anal dry heaves by macweirdo42 February 24, 2008

Anal Plunger 

Using anal sex as a means to relieve constipation through stimulation of the rectum and sphincter.

Sonia was super-constipated, so I worked her over with the anal plunger and the shit was flying out everywhere!

Anal Plunger by KY_Rider May 20, 2009

anal beard 

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

anal beard by JOSAFOOWIS September 21, 2005