Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016

alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released

Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game

by blocksterr April 11, 2017

Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Alpha Cutie Overlord

Literally the most cutest person you have seen, is a title of clout and glory, only the best of the best cuties are worthy of this title!

Person 1: hey, look at that cutie!
Person 2: i heard he/she is the Alpha Cutie Overlord

by $walot June 25, 2019

Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.

Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.

by Luna Stark November 18, 2019

Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois

Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois

by mralphahouse December 8, 2019