Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.

I defo do not want be like a alan

by daddy1x April 22, 2023

Alan partridge 26

Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!

Have you heard of Alan partridge 26? His guitarist skills are incredible!

by Ruby d November 2, 2021

Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.

Alan loves his woman

by ZJN January 1, 2018

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf

Alan is hella sexy

by Elpp November 22, 2021

Alan

Big dick

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick

by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021