Adventure

A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.

They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.

It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.

But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.

Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?

Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?

Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.

With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022

adventurize

going somewhere extravagant, not knowing where exactly yet but having a sort of "adventure" in mind.

Des: "I wanna go somewhere dope"
David: "We will tomorrow, well adventurize and figure it out as we go."

by summu December 27, 2018

adventure mode

When you put the strap on your crocs down for security in more active situations

I had to run so I put my crocs into adventure mode

by Penis556677 May 24, 2019

gender adventure

i honestly have no idea what this means. spoken once - and only once - by that one tiktokker known for "erm... hi! HYUCK HYUCK" and "SPOOKY SPOOKY HAIRCUT."

gay kid: "guess who had another gender adventure this week!"
normal person: "THE RESTRAINING ORDER SAID FIFTY YARDS, I WILL USE FORCE IF YOU DON'T LEAVE"

by Wrennethy May 22, 2024

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Amanda The Adventurer

A video game with a girl (Amanda) who crashes tf out on this sheep friend of hers (Wooly).

Amanda is a certified crashout. She gotta be Baby Kia cousin. D1 Crashout activities. King Von lil sister. Tay-K's Niece.

Wooly lowkey a bitch. Like stand on bidness gng. Fight back don't let shawty overpower yo ass like that.

There's 2 games in the series as of now, and they got these hard ass puzzles. One of them even took me an hour to complete.

I ain't gon spoil much, so gon head and go give the game a try if you fw horror games.

"yo twin you played Amanda The Adventurer yet?"

"that one game wit that crashout girl and that coward sheep? oh yeah ive beaten it l before"

by caytay37 January 15, 2025