F.A.L.A.

Fuck Around, Lay Around,

Fuck Around, Lay Around,do or die (lyrics gang starr)

F.A.L.A.

by Killa Beeeeeeeee September 23, 2007

G.F.A.L.

An acronym for Go Fuck A Land-mine.
Used in an instance where go fuck yourself isn't good enough.

Bob: Can I date your sister?
Neil: G.F.A.L. you ass.

by Kodepalau December 6, 2010

H.F.A.S.

Have Fun And Smile acronym.

I know it's out of the norm, but, H.F.A.S..

by emilejfagerstromiv April 25, 2019

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

H.O.F.A.R.

hard on for a reason

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008