by iamalexturnered February 27, 2022
Get the Turneredmug. When you are trying to be productive and Alan fucking turner force feeds you booze wrecking any motivation to complete the task at hand.
I was trying to mow the grass but I got fucking turnered.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
by Boomcrew42 April 30, 2022
Get the Turneredmug. 
by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020
Get the Turner Pondmug. Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.
Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!
by Curly fries. August 15, 2017
Get the santonio turnermug. Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
Get the Mia Turnermug. A great good looking animal great at any games can take ur Mrs and anything u own u should be scared damn hes such a korey turner
by Damn 123 December 24, 2019
Get the korey turnermug.