Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
Get the Goober Beatersmug. by h……………… July 10, 2025
Get the Silly goober :3mug. by Po_Tay_Toes December 9, 2023
Get the Goofy goobermug. goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023
Get the goober gamemug. 
When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
Get the Goober Rotmug. Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022
Get the Goofy Goobermug.