a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
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Get the Corn Shark mug.A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
Get the Shark Olympics mug.A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
by ElGrego March 30, 2011
Get the Loan Shark mug.A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."
"You need a laon shark pal."
"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
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