Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.

I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!

by renooner May 18, 2014

sidewalk glitter

Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.

Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...

by jenwongtattoos January 6, 2020

Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.

That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.

by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020

glitter positive

HSV+

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.

by Sassybrat63252 November 5, 2022

Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade

The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin

by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021

Glitterally

When a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally- adv., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025