bad faith bj

When someone offers a bj at a future time but renegs on said bj multiple times at the receivers request prompting a "no holes barred" event in which the receiver can have free reign over said holes for 24 hours.
She giveth and she taketh away. Sounds like a bad faith bj, bro.
by Koobkram September 18, 2023
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brown bj

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.
I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.
by exprmntle August 17, 2014
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bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation
I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?
by Scrappy012482 March 22, 2016
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Bj and enchiladas day

Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
by Lsteele November 05, 2020
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BJ²

When you receive a BJ, inside of a BJ's store
Yesterday this girl blew me inside a BJ's bathroom, and that equals BJ² bruh
by Cardnyl April 23, 2022
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Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."
by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018
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