Mason Aj Baker

You are a 10 year old boy, who goes to school. You are happy and you like pokemon.

"Hello!" said Mason Aj Baker

by MasonBak3r413 June 9, 2022

Baker Street Feet

The feet of a man who has moved into a ghetto area and shows no regard for necessities such as shoes.

You've got Baker Street Feet, you took a shower and the bottoms of your feet are still black.

by Mizzo411 September 6, 2013

Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.

"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."

by saltybalty July 17, 2012

Pull a Hannah Baker

When a person does really stupid decisions as an example: hanging out with people they don’t like or that constantly bully them which then leads to the person killing themselves.

Girl : ok so this guy has been bulling and making fun of me for while but there’s a Halloween party at his house which will have guys from our school that I absolutely hate but have crush on so I decided to go there.

SSSniperWolf : this guy is straight up bulling you, roasting you along with his friends and you’re gonna show up to his house??? Bro, she just straight up decided to pull a Hannah Baker !

by Edenia_Lives May 4, 2020

William Richard Baker

A gay idiot who thinks he’s popular, he’s that one “friend” who’s not actually your friend and you avoid him when you see him in public. William Richard Baker is very white and pale he has a big forehead and an ugly face

Look at William Richard baker he is ugly

by Ligmadeez April 26, 2022

Baby Eater Baker

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006

Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.

John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away

by Drews222 March 18, 2015