The Bryan

When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.

*The boys are having a fire*

Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”

*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*

The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”

by Chills125 April 17, 2020

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

bryan

the best boyfriend anyone could possibly have. he think of you more than anything in the world and is just the best to be around. he’s a very handsome and cute boy who can make you laugh to tears. honestly he’s just the best person to be around.

person 1: omg bryan texted me

person 2: wow bryan’s the best boyfriend anyone could possibly have
person 1: yep he really is

by sksks. June 9, 2019

bryan

very violent and hits people constantly, nice to some people. Most people named Bryan are short not only that but are short tempered too. and asian

omg stop hitting me with the ruler bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.

Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.

by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021

Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.

Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.

by Bryansss December 21, 2016

Bryan

A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis

1-WOw i wish i was gay
2-why?
1-so i can marry bryan

by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019