Friend Zone

A term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone. Often used by douchebags or people with Nice Guy Syndrome.

I went to the friend zone once to make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry mens' rights activists wearing fedoras.

by MsPrudence July 13, 2012

friend zone

The friend zone is the mythical place where a man is put into despite known/unknown sexual/romantic feelings for a woman. Everybody then thinks of the woman as a bitch or rude, even though she really just doesn't have any romantic/sexual feelings for the man, but thinks he's a great person and wants to be friends with him.

Alex: Oh man, Sheila just friendzoned you so hard! The friend zone sucks! She's such a bitch, any girl would be lucky to have you!
Ted: I know, man. I irrationally hate her now.
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Sheila: Ted is such a great guy, I'm lucky to be friends with him!
Cassandra: I know! Would you mind setting me up on a date with him?
Sheila: Sure! I think it would be great if he was in a relationship with someone! I would date him myself, but I don't have any romantic or sexual feelings for him. But you would make a great girlfriend!

by orbees March 25, 2013

Text-Zone

When you wish to have a relationship with someone but you spend no time together other than texting and you are only refered to as a friend.

Diquad:Hey jenny wassup.
Jenny:Nm.

Diquad:You wanna go see a movie some time?
Jenny:Not right now, i'm out of town with my boyfriend.
Diquad: -_-

Diquad has now been Text-Zoned

by Mcnutsack August 31, 2013

in the red zone

being unable to have sexual intercourse due to menstruation; the onset of menstrual bleeding

Everytime I want some from my wife, she's always in the red zone.

by Picklez July 21, 2006

Friend Zone

Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you."
Guy:
"Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"

by garrett M. S. September 5, 2005

End Zone

For those who daringly make it out of the friend zone, a task for only few people. If they make it out, they make it out of the friend zone, they made it to the end zone. An award second only to the congressional medal of honor

Guy 1: Dude i totally made it out of the friend zone and into the end zone! That bitch really made me work for it though, damn.

Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?

by Slappdat May 29, 2018

zoner

Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.

Holy Shit! That Zoner is driving on the wrong side of the street!

by kevintheomanharris May 9, 2007