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Yankee Doodle

When you insert and thrust your penis back and forth inside of a woman vagina, while at the same time inserting your thumb in and out rectally of a woman's butt hole while at the same time whistling to Yankee Doodle
by chris1212121212 January 8, 2009
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The best sports team ever. The team that has the best fans. The team that all other baseball fans envy and love to hate. The team that makes baseball what it is.
by KatMaz18 March 8, 2009
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a team that i will admit is always good..except 06-07 so far lol. but hey, they have the absoloute shittiest fanbase EVER! they have like 70 million "fans" that probably cant name 5 players on the yankees roster and probably think a-rod was drafted by the team. The Yankees are very succesful but the only way you can be a true yankees fan is if u r rich, and that is becuase they are almost always sold out..

im not a yankees fan or a red sox fan, i like the cincinnati reds... 5 world series title, ken griffey jr, adam dunn, ryan freel, bronson arroyo, aaron harang, etc are some of the current impacts players of the reds, and dont get me started on the lists that include johny bench and pete rose..but whatever this isnt about the reds lol. im just saying, if the yankees ever become the tampa bay devil rays, lets see how many "fans" they will have.
guy: hey dad i love the new york yankees! can we go watch one of their games!

dad: no it costs 600$ for bleacher seats, but hey how about we go watch a reds game, they are currently last in their division and 5 bucks for some good seats donw in cincy.

guy: no im gonna go watch a red sox game, they are my new favorite team
by Boaz Shachaf December 27, 2008
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the overall best team in the whole entire world well if you are talking about baseball that is unless ur a dumb butt but if your not then you are awesome like the yankees
eric is going to play on the yankees he is also going to play 2nd base with them and go to the hall of fame
by eric May 13, 2005
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The greatest team in the history of sports. Most World Series (26) and American League pennants (39) by far. More dynasties than any other team by far, including a back to back to back to back to back 5 YEAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. Certainly way more than your team has won, hence the bitterness that permeates the definitions above. From Babe Ruth to Derek Jeter, the Yankees are, and always will be, THE BEST!!!
"Ballgame over, World Series over, Yankees win! Theeeeeeeeeeeeee YANKEEEES WIN!!!!"

"I won at darts so many times today, I feel like the Yankees."

"Yankees suck!"
"Really? How many championships has your team won?"
"Uhhh.....um...Yankees suck!"
by jadanyy March 15, 2009
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TEAM: A popular & successful American Major League Baseball franchise based in New York City.

HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.

CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.

FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.
Dude 1: "Dude, like, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in like, 20 years or something. And the Red Sox have won it like, the last 5 times or something."

Dude 2: "Yeah."
by George Steinbrenner 2007 December 3, 2007
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1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit
The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.
by Jade December 8, 2003
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