a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons

Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins.

by A loves J January 11, 2023

Xavien Howard

The best corner in the nfl EVER

Guy 1: That corner is so good
Guy 2: He must be Xavien Howard

by xavienhoward25 March 23, 2022

Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

HOWARD RIZZ DAY

Ladies and Gentlemen at Howard University test out their luck with rizz today.

Ladies don’t be afraid to walk up on the guys
Men don’t be afraid to walk up on the girls
If u see someone you like go talk to them even a simple compliment can get u far.

I’m so excited for Howard rizz day I can’t wait to rizz up a female hopefully she will like me back and I can get her Instagram.

by Josh Widespoon September 7, 2023

Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.

Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024

Howard Green

When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out

chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020