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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 5, 2022
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Wife Sandwhich

The act of one man's two wives sandwhiching him in an act of sexual enticement. Best known wife sandwhich served in Canada by Sassy and Chatter filled with Dirty.
by Chatterbox :D May 2, 2012
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Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.
What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 6, 2019
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wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
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j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
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Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.
Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.
by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018
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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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