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willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
by little wang 123 July 29, 2013
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Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013
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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.
Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?
by OleHickory! November 29, 2016
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Willy Dart

An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.

An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.

An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"

Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.

Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
by Polish Pycho Stripper July 19, 2017
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willybees

When you've just ejaculated and you were hyperventilating while reaching it so your dick is buzzing/tingling.
"Yeah, right after I finished with her, I got the willybees so I had to lie down for a bit."
by gaynine August 14, 2017
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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
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