fat girl weather

When the only reason you want a fat girl is because its below 30° and she can keep you warm
Dam Chris it's going to be below 30° tonight.

Yea I seen that it's going to be fat girl weather
by Gator2950 January 09, 2018
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Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.
Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?
by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010
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red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate
guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!
by cheaptrickrick December 14, 2009
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spanish weather girl hot

voluptous,curvaceous dripping sexuality while performing mundane tasks. exotic hot chick that are just too fine to know what to do with themselves.(just watch Telemundo news and see for yourself!)
by oscar green March 11, 2008
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T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.
by Ace6040 November 19, 2020
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speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
by dynamitephil November 24, 2013
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Russian Hat Weather

when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.

Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
by henraldo4prez December 15, 2008
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