An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.
I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".
by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021
Get the dog weddingmug. If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
Get the wedding serumonymug. 
A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
Get the German Weddingmug. When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
Get the Wedding Jiesusmug. Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.
by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023
Get the wedding wrightsmug. It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
by tehemonster August 7, 2011
Get the nuns weddingmug.